Basic Bitch Avocado Toast

I’ve said it before, this isn’t a food blog, but since I’m a millennial basic bitch at heart, there’s nothing I love more than a trendy little Instagram worthy brunch option. To be honest, I don’t know why everyone loses their minds over avocado, they don’t taste like anything and they’re actually pretty finicky little…

Forget the Spark, I Need a Blow Torch

As I prep tonight’s gourmet single-girl dinner which consists of half a bag of Skinny-pop popcorn and a caffeine-free Diet Coke, I find myself feeling an overwhelming amount of guilt for having given up on myself and completely lost my spark. I guess you could say my “fuck it” meter is at an all-time high…