Always a Bride, Never a Bridesmaid.

Being a woman in my mid 30’s with a pretty extensive social circle, you’d think that I would have been in multiple weddings by now. But the truth is, I’ve managed to get by unscathed in the dreaded act of being a bridesmaid. Funny enough, the only wedding I have ever been in is my…

Champagne Taste, Target Budget.

Since my days growing up a (spoiled) only child in an upscale neighbourhood, I’ve always had expensive taste and have grown quite accustomed to the finer things in life. Being the kid on the block with the pool and the private school education really did wonders for my false sense of reality. Now, as an…

Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice – Tales of a Basic Bitch

If you were late for work this morning because you had to stop and get a pumpkin spice latte at your local Starbucks drive-thru where the barista, who knows you by name, proceeded to compliment your oversized blanket scarf as you drove off listening to the latest Taylor Swift album, you might be a basic…