Roses are red. Violets are blue. Crap, I might actually really like you.

During my tumultuous journey to find a suitable companion to grow old and miserable with, I ended up kissing quite a few toads (serves me right for having always looked for love in the swamp). Having been single for a number of years and having virtually no luck in the love department, I was finally … Continue reading Roses are red. Violets are blue. Crap, I might actually really like you.

I definitely forgot to tell the kitchen about your shellfish allergy.

I show up for my shift at the restaurant where I work as a part-time server 15 minutes early, not knowing what kind of night I have in store. Is the restaurant going to be fully reserved? Is the kitchen going to be short staffed? Am I going to have to serve an entire minor … Continue reading I definitely forgot to tell the kitchen about your shellfish allergy.

Welcome to your 30’s, you officially work with people who were born in 1998.

I had the great pleasure of witnessing the first signs of grey hair in my mid 20's, but it's only since turning 30 that I've started to notice the rest of my body sprinting to catch up to my roots. Why is it that when men age they become known as silver foxes, but an … Continue reading Welcome to your 30’s, you officially work with people who were born in 1998.